Holy Astronappycrap!
Over two weeks have passed since Florida authorities charged astronaut Lisa Nowak with battery and the attempted kidnapping and murder of fellow astronaut Capt. Coleen Shipman. Nowak considered Shipman a rival for the affection of another astronaut, but she denies she tried to kill Shipman, saying she drove from Texas to Florida just to talk [...]
Rev. Ted Homo No Mo’?
The Reverend Ted Haggard has announced he wants to leave Colorado and move to Iowa or Missouri. A board member of his former church said, “He needs to get somewhere he can get the wound healed.”
If Rev. Ted wants healing, he should move to Oak Park, Illinois not Iowa or Missouri.
For those who don’t know [...]
Shiny + Object = Death Ray
According to the crime report in the Wednesday Journal,
A man in his 20s, who had been thrown out of the White Hen Pantry, 7991 Lake St., the night of Jan. 26 for trying to steal candy, came back later and pointed a “shiny object” at the front window just before it broke.
When I read this, [...]