Three R’s of Education: Readin’, Rightin’, Roddin’ Up
Frank Lasee, a state representative from Wisconsin, thinks he can stop students from going Columbine and shooting up their schools. He wants to introduce a bill that will allow school personal to carry firearms.
Before people go gaga over guns in the hands of school personal, I say you might want to consider this.
Suppose you [...]
Park My Words!
Halloween is approaching. Therefore, it seems only appropriate I bring up the two most petrifying words spoken in the Oak Park lexicon: street parking.
If you ask Oak Parkers which frightens them more, Muslim extremists possessing the “bomb†or allowing street parking in the village, many Oak Parkers would look you dead crossways in the eye, [...]
I “Vant” to Be Alone in Oak Park
In a recent village board meeting, during the discussion of the Colt building, Trustee Johnson said 40% of the Oak Park population will consist of people living alone by 2010.
I don’t consider 40% an insignificant amount. In autocratic countries you can win an election with 40% of the vote, even less than 40% if [...]