The Old In and Out in the Wild Blue Yonder
Have sex on a plane at 10,000 feet for under $300
In USA Today, of all places:
[51-year-old] Georgia corporate pilot Bob Smith has a soaring sideline: helping couples join the infamous “mile-high club.” For $299, he’ll take a frisky twosome past 5,280 feet in a Piper Cherokee 6 fitted with a mattress. The hour-long flights [...]
Incident of Crocked Raccoon
The other morning I saw a raccoon staggering around in my back yard. He’d take a few steps then lurch, take a few steps then lurch again.
Raccoons are nocturnal. By his odd ambulatory movements and his diurnal presence I deducted something seemed wrong with it. He was injured or sick I thought.
Or [...]
Scoville Park Humping
SEEN FROM A LIBRARY WINDOW … Nice June evening, man stands at library window looking out at the park. He had walked across it 15 minutes earlier, and it had been a lovely scene-frisbee on the green, couples with little ones, people lounging. What he sees now horrifies him. A boy is humping a girl [...]
Belaboring Labor Day
The oddest of holidays Labor Day has passed. On Labor Day, people commemorate working. They commemorate it by taking the day off. Well, most people take the day off. A small minority must work, those who man the gas stations, resorts, retail outlets, police, fire, and hospitals so the great majority can enjoy their day [...]