Lights! Camera! Colonoscopy!
Hey, I just had a colonoscopy!
For those of you who don’t know, a colonoscopy is a medical procedure in which a gastroenterologist sticks a teeny-weeny camera up your bunghole and reconnoiters your large intestine.
First, the doctor looks for things of value such as ducats, doubloons, funds, specie, filthy lucre (any lucre that sits in [...]
Hail to the Chieftess
This country finally has a woman president, although she’s only a fictional one in a TV drama series. However, make-believe presidents make more effective leaders than actual presidents because they don’t need to worry about annoying details like reality.