Healthy and Civilized News for the Chinese People
To allow the Chinese people to read this blog, this post will feature only information beneficial to China, beneficial to its economic development, and conducive to its social progress.
Here are some general rules for the use of chopsticks in 21st century China.
Do not play drums with chopsticks unless you play a [...]
A Good Moon Walk Spoiled
In 1961, President Kennedy promised the American people NASA would land a man on the moon. Eight years later the agency succeeded. Now, President Bush plans for NASA to do the same thing but at an expeditious rate of fourteen years. This is called scientific progress.
The Big Easy Soothsaying Dud
I visited New Orleans once, and clairvoyants, mediums, tarot card readers, mediums, mystics, and generally just odd characters crammed the place. You would think with all that peremptory power in one locale at least one diviner would have predicted Katrina. But not one did.
Uncle Sam Wants You But Not in Oak Park
The Iraqi war is not popular in Oak Park. During the height of the Iraqi invasion you couldn’t peep in people’s windows at night to see what they were doing because of all the signs fixed to the panes protesting the war: No Iraq War; No War; War Is Not a Solution; War Is Too [...]
Positively Gitmoesque
At a recent Bush cabinet meeting in the Oval Office, a national security advisor said the United States must respond to the prisoners carrying out hunger strikes at Guantanamo Bay. He suggested the US government transfer them to the smegma-laden, feces-filled New Orleans Superdome.
Calling Karl Rove: Katrina Advice for the President
President Bush is not the most popular person in New Orleans now. A recent poll of evacuated citizens of New Orleans gave hurricane Katrina a more favorable rating than President Bush. “At least it knew what it was doing,†said the respondents.
By most accounts, President Bush’s first attempt to show leadership during the aftermath of [...]
This Here Blog
In this digital, age any brainless wonder can start a blog, broadcast his doozy blather worldwide over the Internet, and maybe five people will read it because most everyone on the Internet is browsing porn and casino sites. This is called the new journalism.